Make these delicious and super-fun cookies as the perfect gifts to wish your beloved ones luck and happiness. There’s no need to take things so seriously instead learn how to prepare the easy-to-create recipe (working with only a few common ingredients) and make the gift more personalized by including a few witty comments and messages. Check out the recipe to make your own fortune cookies wrapped in humor and wit…..
Fortune Cookies Recipe
Ingredients
- 2 c flour
- 2 tablespoons cornstarch
- 1/2 c sugar
- 1/2 teaspoons salt
- 2 egg whites
- 1/2 c vegetable oil
- 1 teaspoon water
- 2 teaspoons vanilla extract
- 20 wise sayings
Funny wise sayings:
· You can always find happiness at work on Friday.
· Fortune not found? Abort, Retry, Ignore
· Never forget a friend. Especially if he owes you.
· Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.
· You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
· Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.
· Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
· When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
· Romance often begins by a splashing waterfall and ends over a leaky sink.
· Finally things will start clicking…your elbow, knees and back!
· If you smoke after sex, you’re doing it too fast.
· You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
· Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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